Maths Jokes 😄

[RZ923]

@Potato2017
\(e\) comes in and says:
“Join me, and we will all be (negative) one.”
\(e^{πi} = -1\)

[RZ923]

@debbie
“Gee, I’m a tree!”

[RZ923]

Maths teacher: “Today we are doing an exam on surds.”
(After the exam:)
Teacher (to student, angrily): “Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?!”
Student (innocently): “All my answers were imaginary numbers!

[RZ923]

What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula.

[RZ923]

Is this a statistics joke?
Probably.

[tidyboar]

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[The Blade Dancer]

@CoherentMango lol are you doing ads in your status

[RZ923]

@v4913 hi!

[Tylenol]

@The-Rogue-Blade rip, I wish not.

[RZ923]

Why was the student sad when his teacher called him “average”?
It’s a mean thing to say.
5️⃣+8️⃣+1️⃣+0️⃣+2️⃣/5️⃣=

[RZ923]

What do you call a number that likes running ?
Roaming Numeral.
\(IV\)

[RZ923]

Part 1:
Why is afraid?
Because (ate) .

Part 2:
Why did eat
Because he’s supposed to have squared meals per day.
\(3^2=9\)

[creativegoat]

@RZ923 and also triganome-tree not just geome-tree

[creativegoat]

@CoherentMango how do you keep cold in a hot room?
you find a dent in the wall.

[creativegoat]

@CoherentMango assuming the dent is made of straight lines, at least. or else youll be in a 90 degree corner.

[creativegoat]

@CoherentMango and assuming the dent is made cuz somebody wedged something into the wall.

[sqwishy]

@creativegoat hmm... I don't really get the joke

[creativegoat]

@sqwishy a triangle has 180 total degrees and if somebody used a wedge in the wall, it would be like 30 degrees.

[sqwishy]

@creativegoat ooh thanks for explaining that!!

[creativegoat]

@sqwishy also, most wedges are less than 30 degrees, so it would be colder.