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    • RZ923R
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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      Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
      Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

      ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

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      • debbieD
        debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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        @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

        http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

        ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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        • The Blade DancerT
          The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923
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          @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

          How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
          Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
          ๐ŸŒŠโž—

          PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

          You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

          Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

          The Blade Dancer
          League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
          Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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          • RZ923R
            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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            Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
            Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
            ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

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            • RZ923R
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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              • debbieD
                debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923
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                @RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜† You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™‚

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                • RZ923R
                  RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                  Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
                  X is always equal to 10.

                  \(x=10\)

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                  • RZ923R
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                    Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? ๐Ÿ“
                    To get to the same side.

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                    • sqwishyS
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                      What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

                      A Roamin' Numeral

                      ๐Ÿ•ถ ๐Ÿ˜

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                      • RZ923R
                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @sqwishy
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                        • RZ923R
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                          What do you call a Prof Loh ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ after he went to the beach ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ and came back to design a course of circle โญ•๏ธ geometry?
                          A tan-gent.
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                          • The Blade DancerT
                            The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                            This thread has succeeded the popularity of the green shirt petition ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

                            The Blade Dancer
                            League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                            Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                            • RZ923R
                              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5 @The Blade Dancer
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                              @The-Blade-Dancer
                              Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                              • The Blade DancerT
                                The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5
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                                Doing AoPS, Daily Challenge, and Areteem:

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                                I think it should say person not just man but unfortunately that's the way it is

                                The Blade Dancer
                                League of Legends, Valorant: Harlem Charades (#NA1)
                                Discord: Change nickname if gay#7585

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                                  tidyboar M2 M3โ˜… M5 M6 @The Blade Dancer
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                                  @The-Blade-Dancer lol i can relate

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                                  • RZ923R
                                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                    Are fictional characters ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ“– good at maths?
                                    Not unless you Count Dracula.
                                    ๐Ÿง› ๐Ÿงฎ

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                                    • strwberryS
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                                      I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

                                      Burh little me be telling everyone how old I am

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                                      • RZ923R
                                        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4โ˜… M5
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                                        To post more maths jokes, go to Math Jokes Part II!

                                        PS @debbie plz lock this topic.

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