Maths Jokes ๐
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How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-cโs!
PS I chose Antarctica because Iโm pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโt be inclusive.
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Why did Po-Shen the mathematician
and Loh the baker
have an argument?
Because the mathematicianthinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker
thinks pies are round.
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@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!
http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html
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The Blade Dancer M0โ M1โ M2โ M3โ M4 M5last edited by The Blade Dancer Oct 2, 2020, 12:35 AM Oct 2, 2020, 12:35 AM
@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes
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How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-cโs!
PS I chose Antarctica because Iโm pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโt be inclusive.
You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are
Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me
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Student: โTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ
Teacher: โI think the exam is all problems...โ
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@RZ923 Sooooooo funny!!
You guys are so clever!
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Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
X is always equal to 10.\(x=10\)
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Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip?
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What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?
A Roamin' Numeral
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This thread has succeeded the popularity of the green shirt petition
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The Blade Dancer M0โ M1โ M2โ M3โ M4 M5last edited by The Blade Dancer Oct 17, 2020, 12:47 AM Oct 17, 2020, 12:47 AM
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@The-Blade-Dancer lol i can relate
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Are fictional characters
good at maths?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
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I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
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To post more maths jokes, go to Math Jokes Part II!
PS @debbie plz lock this topic.