Maths Jokes 😄

[RZ923]

Who is the king of the pencil case ?
The ruler.

[RZ923]

What did say to ?
Nice belt!

[RZ923]

What’s yellow and imaginary?
The square root of a negative banana.

[RZ923]

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
They use sine language. 🧮

[RZ923]

How are an artificial Christmas tree and $\sqrt{-628}$ alike?
Neither have real roots.

[Aaron Wang]

First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:

What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?

Normal Beer.

[RZ923]

Why can’t you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
$3$$\color{red} \text{.}$$141592653589...$

[RZ923]

Parallel lines have so much in common...
It’s a shame they never meet.

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[The Blade Dancer]

Fax ^ without the printers

[RZ923]

How does @po the farmer plough his fields?
With a pro-tractor.

[RZ923]

Why are rabbits good at maths 🧮?
Because they are really good at multiplying.
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[RZ923]

How do we know that $\frac{p}{c}$, $\frac{o}{c}$, $\frac{s}{c}$, $\frac{h}{c}$, $\frac{e}{c}$, $\frac{n}{c}$, $\frac{l}{c}$, $\frac{o}{c}$, $\frac{h}{c}$ are all in Antarctica ?
Because they are all over-c’s!

PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.

[RZ923]

Why did Po-Shen the mathematician and Loh the baker have an argument?
Because the mathematician thinks $\pi r^{2}$ and the baker thinks pies are round.

🥧 🧁

[debbie]

@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

[The Blade Dancer]

@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes :

How do we know that $\frac{p}{c}$, $\frac{o}{c}$, $\frac{s}{c}$, $\frac{h}{c}$, $\frac{e}{c}$, $\frac{n}{c}$, $\frac{l}{c}$, $\frac{o}{c}$, $\frac{h}{c}$ are all in Antarctica ?
Because they are all over-c’s!

PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.

You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are

Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

[RZ923]

Student: “Teacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?”
Teacher: ”I think the exam is all problems...”
🧮️♾

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[debbie]

@RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! You guys are so clever!

[RZ923]

Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
X is always equal to 10.

$x=10$