Maths Jokes 😄
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Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because it was never right.
Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasn’t right?
Because people thought that it is a-cute angle.
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@CoherentMango yes i am!
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@Da-Parasite So am I
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The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.
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@creativegoat said in Maths Jokes
:@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!Lol 212 degrees in Fahrenheit is boiling so it still works. It's just Kelvin that goes up to 373.15 degrees just a tad more.
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This joke is credited to Unknown Monkey, who asked it at the Ask Math Anything live stream today.
- Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween
and Christmas? 
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- Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween
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@debbie Answer: "Because OCTal 31 = DECimal 25."
The number \(31\) in base \(8\) is equal to the number \(25\) in base \(10.\)
$$ 31_8 = 25_{10} $$
This is because a "ten" would equal \(8\) instead of \(10\) in base \(8,\) so three tens would equal \(3 \times 8 = 24.\)
Add the \(1,\) and that gives you \(25!\)
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That's deep, but in a math way.
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Why should vegetarians
never learn maths?
Because they might encounter the Chicken McNugget
Theorem.
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Why did J. Robert Oppenheimer love geometry
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Because of Stewart’s Theorem. (A Man and His Dad Put A Bomb
in the Sink 
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Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post
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Angry Pythagoras: “My theorem is ignored.” -
That happened to me once in a test lol -
Dear Algebra, stop asking us for your x. She's never coming back. And don't ask y.
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How many times do you subtract 10 from 100?
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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
Because it’s 2 gross.
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