Maths Jokes π
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This is the topic where you can write your maths jokes and share it with everyone else!
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A person walks into a Roman bar.
βHow many beers do you want?β
Person holds out 2 fingers.
Barman puts out five bottles. -
@RZ923 haha
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ENTERING MATHSVILLE
Please don't drink and derive. -
Why do plants (
) hate mathematics?
Because it gives them square roots (that look like this: π©π©π©) -
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.
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Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros
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I am full because
\( \sqrt{-1}\) \(2^3\) \(Ξ£\) \(Ο\)
\(i\) \(8\) \(sum\) \(Pi\)
I ate some pie.
is yummy. -
@RZ923 \( i 8 \Sigma \pi \):
i 8 \Sigma \pi(or with spaces)
\( i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi \)
i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi :) -
Why are mathematicians never on time?
Because they often go anti-clock-wise!
(Inspired by Prof Loh) -
What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?
Natural logs.
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@thomas lol
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Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?
Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!
\(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)
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What does the triangle
say to the circle 
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βYouβre point-less.β -
What is @poβs favourite kind of tree
?
Geome-tree!
(And trigonome-tree
, suggested by @creativegoat) -
@RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"
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Why did @po spill his food
when he put it in the oven?
The recipe said: βPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).β
\(=\) cooking disaster -
Why did the student do his multiplication homework
on the floor 
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The teacher told him not to use tables! -
@RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD
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What was pi and i's conversation?
Pi: "Get real!"
i: "Get rational!"