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    • RZ923
      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

      How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
      Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
      ๐ŸŒŠโž—

      PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

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      • RZ923
        RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by RZ923

        Why did Po-Shen the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ and Loh the baker ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ have an argument?
        Because the mathematician ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ thinks pies are round.

        ๐Ÿฅง ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿง

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        • debbie
          debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923 last edited by debbie

          @RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!

          http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html

          ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿ‡

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          • The Blade Dancer
            The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @RZ923 last edited by The Blade Dancer

            @RZ923 said in Maths Jokes ๐Ÿ˜„:

            How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ?
            Because they are all over-cโ€™s!
            ๐ŸŒŠโž—

            PS I chose Antarctica because Iโ€™m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke wonโ€™t be inclusive.

            You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are ๐Ÿ˜†

            Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me

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            • RZ923
              RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by RZ923

              Student: โ€œTeacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?โ€
              Teacher: โ€I think the exam is all problems...โ€
              ๐Ÿงฎโž•โž–โž—โœ–๏ธโ™พ๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“

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              • RZ923
                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

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                • debbie
                  debbie ADMIN M0โ˜… M1 M5 @RZ923 last edited by

                  @RZ923 Sooooooo funny!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜† You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™‚

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                  • RZ923
                    RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                    Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
                    X is always equal to 10.

                    \(x=10\)

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                    • RZ923
                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                      Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? ๐Ÿ“
                      To get to the same side.

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                      • sqwishy
                        sqwishy M2 M3 M4 last edited by

                        What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?

                        A Roamin' Numeral

                        ๐Ÿ•ถ ๐Ÿ˜

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                        • RZ923
                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @sqwishy last edited by

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                          • RZ923
                            RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                            What do you call a Prof Loh ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ after he went to the beach ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ and came back to design a course of circle โญ•๏ธ geometry?
                            A tan-gent.
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                            • The Blade Dancer
                              The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                              This thread has succeeded the popularity of the green shirt petition ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                              • RZ923
                                RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 @The Blade Dancer last edited by

                                @The-Blade-Dancer
                                Wow ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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                                • The Blade Dancer
                                  The Blade Dancer M0โ˜… M1โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by The Blade Dancer

                                  Doing AoPS, Daily Challenge, and Areteem:

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                                  I think it should say person not just man but unfortunately that's the way it is

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                                  • T
                                    tidyboar M2 M3โ˜… M5 M6 @The Blade Dancer last edited by

                                    @The-Blade-Dancer lol i can relate

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                                    • RZ923
                                      RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                                      Are fictional characters ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ“– good at maths?
                                      Not unless you Count Dracula.
                                      ๐Ÿง› ๐Ÿงฎ

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                                      • BananaLover
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                                        I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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                                        • RZ923
                                          RZ923 M0โ˜… M2โ˜… M3โ˜… M4 M5 last edited by

                                          To post more maths jokes, go to Math Jokes Part II!

                                          PS @debbie plz lock this topic.

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