Maths Jokes 😄
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This joke is credited to Unknown Monkey, who asked it at the Ask Math Anything live stream today.
- Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween
and Christmas? 
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- Why do mathematicians mix up Halloween
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@debbie Answer: "Because OCTal 31 = DECimal 25."
The number \(31\) in base \(8\) is equal to the number \(25\) in base \(10.\)
$$ 31_8 = 25_{10} $$
This is because a "ten" would equal \(8\) instead of \(10\) in base \(8,\) so three tens would equal \(3 \times 8 = 24.\)
Add the \(1,\) and that gives you \(25!\)
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That's deep, but in a math way.
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Why should vegetarians
never learn maths?
Because they might encounter the Chicken McNugget
Theorem.
Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post -
Why did J. Robert Oppenheimer love geometry
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Because of Stewart’s Theorem. (A Man and His Dad Put A Bomb
in the Sink 
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Inspiration: @debbie, the almond post
PS J. Robert Oppenheimer was the “father of atomic bomb”, I searched it on Google. -
Angry Pythagoras: “My theorem is ignored.” -
That happened to me once in a test lol -
Dear Algebra, stop asking us for your x. She's never coming back. And don't ask y.
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How many times do you subtract 10 from 100?
Once - after that you’ll be subtracting from 90. -
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
Because it’s 2 gross.
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Oh no I put in the wrong topic lol
They’re supposed to be in “Non-Maths Jokes”. -
@RZ923 Don't worry, that's why there is the edit and delete feature. No one can see your deleted posts (well, except for moderators)
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I made this one up:
Q. Express Po-Shen Loh in a mathematical way.
A. \(pol(-sin 6, log 18)\) -
@sqwishy I told my teacher this joke and she really liked it
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@Joshua-Lobert-10 hahaha thank you!!
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@RZ923 That's good to hear!!
