Maths Jokes 😄
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@creativegoat I still don't get it. Do you wedge something in a wall or would you put a wedge in the wall? Why would it be thirty degrees?
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@CoherentMango i think he means like a dent in the wall that has a 30 degree angle?
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@sqwishy Why would a wedge have a thirty degree angle? How would we know what angle a wedge has?
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@CoherentMango It's just something that is supposed. And, it's a joke, you don't really need concrete evidence (in my opinion)
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@sqwishy I understand, I was just confused because creativegoat didn't mention anything about a thirty degree angle in the original question.
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An engineer
, a physician 🧪 and a mathematician 
all stayed in a hotel.
When the engineer spotted a fire
outside his door, he threw a bucketful of water 
at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire, he calculated and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire, he calculated and exclaimed: “Oh, I have an solution!” And went back to his room. -
@sqwishy That Joke is AWESOME!!
Joshua Lobert
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@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."
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Edition 2 of the “engineer, physician and mathematician” joke.
An engineer, a physician 🧪and a mathematician stayed in a hotel 
.
When the engineer spotted a fire outside his door 
, he threw a bucketful of water at it and it went out.
When the physician spotted a fire, he calculated 🧮 and extinguished the fire with the least amount of energy and water .
When the mathematician spotted the fire, he looked around, saw a tap and a bucket, thought 
for a moment and exclaimed: “Oh, I have a solution!” And went back to his room.Suggestion credit:
@thomas said in Maths Jokes
:@RZ923 I prefer the ending: "The mathematician notices a fire extinguisher. Satisfied that a solution exists, he goes back to sleep."
Very Interesting
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@RZ923 haha lol
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@RZ923 Do you mean "a solution"?
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@divinedolphin yep, thanks for correcting
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A farmer needs to build a fence around his cattle. He hires an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to figure out what's the smallest fence that would contain all the cows.
The engineer thinks for a moment, and says "You should build a square fence!"
The physicist thinks, and says "Actually, a circle is the most efficient solution, since it is the shape with the smallest perimeter-to-area ratio! Build a circular fence around your cows."
The mathematician thinks for a bit, and comes up with an even better solution! He builds a small, tight fence around himself, and declares "I am on the outside of this fence."
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lol
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@da parasite Hello, you seem to be new here!
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Why was the obtuse angle upset?
Because it was never right.
Why was the acute angle NOT upset when it wasn’t right?
Because people thought that it is a-cute angle.
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@CoherentMango yes i am!
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@Da-Parasite So am I
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The easiest person to go as for Halloween is Prof. Loh. All you need is a collared shirt and glasses, and it's not that you're not dressing up as someone, you're dressing up a professional mathematician.
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@creativegoat said in Maths Jokes
:@CoherentMango how do you boil water with a circle?
you put the water in the circle! its 360 degrees (assuming celcius cuz then it would be hotter)!Lol 212 degrees in Fahrenheit is boiling so it still works. It's just Kelvin that goes up to 373.15 degrees just a tad more.
