Maths Jokes 😄
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@divinedolphin Haha, I think I would just guess a random answer instead. But you might get extra credit for creativity!!!
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I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
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lol XD
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I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me. When I got back, he’d only done jobs one, three, five, and seven.
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Pythagoras and Einstein fight over \(c^2\) all the time.
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This place is basically a reputation farm lol
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A talking sheepdog rounds up all the sheep into the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says, “Okay, Chief — all 40 sheep accounted for”. The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!” The sheepdog replies, “I know, but I rounded them up.”
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This one was a well known joke in my school
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What did the area
say to the perimeter 
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“I’m trying to talk to you, but I feel like you are just going around my problem.”
PS This is the 100th post of this topic!
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@Banana @RZ923 lol haha >‿<
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What do you call a dead parrot 🦜?
Polly-gone.
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haha thats funny XD
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What tool would you use in maths?
Multi-pliers.
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"Prof Loh = best mathematician. This is a fact." RZ923 1000 IQ quote 2020.
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@Da-Parasite
Thanks!
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@Potato2017
You are 100% correct!
In fact, even short posts like “lol” “XD” and “haha” can earn you 4-5 reputations
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Who is the king
of the pencil case 
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The ruler.
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What did
say to 
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Nice belt!
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