# Maths Jokes 😄

• This is the topic where you can write your maths jokes and share it with everyone else!

• A person walks into a Roman bar.
“How many beers do you want?”
Person holds out 2 fingers.
Barman puts out five bottles.

• @RZ923 haha

• ENTERING MATHSVILLE

• Why do plants (     ) hate mathematics?
Because it gives them square roots (that look like this: 🟩🟩🟩)

• Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.

• Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros

• I am full because
$$\sqrt{-1}$$ $$2^3$$ $$Σ$$ $$π$$
$$i$$ $$8$$ $$sum$$ $$Pi$$
I ate some pie. is yummy.

• @RZ923 $$i 8 \Sigma \pi$$:

i 8 \Sigma \pi


(or with spaces)

$$i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi$$

i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi

:)


• Why are mathematicians never on time?
Because they often go anti-clock-wise!            (Inspired by Prof Loh)

• What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

• @thomas lol • Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?

Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!

$$\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)$$

• What does the triangle say to the circle ?
“You’re point-less.”

• What is @po’s favourite kind of tree ?
Geome-tree!  (And trigonome-tree  , suggested by @creativegoat)

• @RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

• Why did @po spill his food when he put it in the oven?
The recipe said: “Put the food in the oven at $$180^{ \circ}$$.”  $$=$$ cooking disaster

• Why did the student do his multiplication homework on the floor ?
The teacher told him not to use tables!

• @RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

• What was pi and i's conversation?
Pi: "Get real!"
i: "Get rational!"