Maths Jokes π

This is the topic where you can write your maths jokes and share it with everyone else!

A person walks into a Roman bar.
βHow many beers do you want?β
Person holds out 2 fingers.
Barman puts out five bottles. 
@RZ923 haha

ENTERING MATHSVILLE
Please don't drink and derive. 
Why do plants () hate mathematics?
Because it gives them square roots (that look like this: π©π©π©) 
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.

Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros

I am full because
\( \sqrt{1}\) \(2^3\) \(Ξ£\) \(Ο\)
\(i\) \(8\) \(sum\) \(Pi\)
I ate some pie.
is yummy. 
@RZ923 \( i 8 \Sigma \pi \):
i 8 \Sigma \pi
(or with spaces)
\( i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi \)
i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi :)

Why are mathematicians never on time?
Because they often go anticlockwise!
(Inspired by Prof Loh) 
What do mathematicians burn in their fireplaces?
Natural logs.

@thomas lol

Why do snakes need trees cut down to reproduce?
Because they're adders, and they need logs to multiply!
\(\log(a)+\log(b)=\log(ab)\)

What does the triangle say to the circle ?
βYouβre pointless.β 
What is @poβs favourite kind of tree ?
Geometree!
(And trigonometree , suggested by @creativegoat)

@RZ923 What the acorn says when it grows up: "Geometry!"

Why did @po spill his food when he put it in the oven?
The recipe said: βPut the food in the oven at \(180^{ \circ}\).β
\(=\) cooking disaster 
Why did the student do his multiplication homework on the floor ?
The teacher told him not to use tables! 
@RZ923 hahaha these are some of the best jokes I've ever read XD

What was pi and i's conversation?
Pi: "Get real!"
i: "Get rational!"