Maths Jokes 😄

This is the topic where you can write your maths jokes and share it with everyone else!

A guy walks into a Roman bar.
“How many beers do you want?”
Guy holds out 2 fingers.
Barman puts out five bottles.

@RZ923 haha

ENTERING MATHSVILLE
Please don't drink and derive.

Why do plants () hate mathematics?
Because it gives them square roots (that look like this: 🟩🟩🟩)

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They're always plotting something.

Q: What do you call friends who love math? A: algebros

I am full because
\( \sqrt{1}\) \(2^3\) \(Σ\) \(π\)
\(i\) \(8\) \(sum\) \(Pi\)
I ate some pie.
is yummy.

@RZ923 \( i 8 \Sigma \pi \):
i 8 \Sigma \pi
(or with spaces)
\( i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi \)
i \text{ } 8 \text{ } \Sigma \text{ } \pi :)

Why are mathematicians never on time?
Because they often go anticlockwise!
(Inspired by Prof Loh)