Math Jokes Part II
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Mathematical poetry:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.\(\frac{12+144+20+3 \sqrt{4}}{7}+(5 \times 11) = 9^{2} +0\)
From Wikipedia
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230-220x0.5=?
You won't believe it's 5!revenge of the math nerds!
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Fermat is this guy who discovered something called "Fermat's Last Theorem" (convenient name), but in his book he published that contained this theorem he said:
"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."
(speechless)
Only 358 years later did someone called Andrew Wiles proof it and it took him 129 pages to do it, far from the "marvellous proof"...
Fermat, do you even have the proof? If not, stop trying to show off and act like you do.
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What is a mathematician's favorite music?
Log-Rhythms.
Ba-dum Tssss
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ironic
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here ya gooo -
"Pusheen Loh" instead of "Po-Shen Loh"
It's kind of like a pun lol
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Yeah its the Module 0 blooper XD
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The maths class was so long. The maths teacher kept going of a tangent.
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There are 10 types of people who understands binary.
Those who do and those who don't.Never talk to pi.
She`ll keep talking non-stopWhat did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!How do you make time fly?
Throw a clock out the window!Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems!Why was the student upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!Why did seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!Why is six afraid of seven?
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@bulba_bulbasaur said in Math Jokes Part II:
230-220x0.5
i mean ya (230-220)= 10 10*0.5=2 -
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@energizedpanda lol how about -3
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I know every number that can be square rooted also has a negative square root
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@legendaryboy991 Yeah, nice
sometimes weird equations have roots that aren't real! -
@legendaryboy991 Just for further info on not-real roots, basically its just when a solution becomes a square root of a negative number that it doesn't technically exist. Mathematicians called it 'imaginary numbers' because we imagined it
