Maths Jokes 😄
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How are an artificial Christmas tree
and \( \sqrt{-628}\) alike?
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First time posting here, so i dunno if this'll work, but here goes:
What do you get when you pour root beer into a square cup?
Normal Beer.
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Why can’t you argue with a decimal?
Because it always has a point.
\(3\)\( \color{red} \text{.}\)\(141592653589...\) -
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It’s a shame they never meet.
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Fax ^ without the printers
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How does @po the farmer
plough his fields?
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Why are rabbits
good at maths 🧮
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Because they are really good at multiplying.
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How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-c’s!
PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.
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Why did Po-Shen the mathematician
and Loh the baker 
have an argument?
Because the mathematician thinks \( \pi r^{2}\) and the baker thinks pies are round.🥧
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@RZ923 This article claims that starting from a single female bunny, after seven years, you would get 94,862,569,280 rabbits!
http://www.bio.miami.edu/hare/scary.html
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@RZ923 said in Maths Jokes
:How do we know that \( \frac{p}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{s}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\), \( \frac{e}{c}\), \( \frac{n}{c}\), \( \frac{l}{c}\), \( \frac{o}{c}\), \( \frac{h}{c}\) are all in Antarctica
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Because they are all over-c’s!
PS I chose Antarctica because I’m pretty sure no one here on the Forum lives there. If I chose something like, say, Canada, then the joke won’t be inclusive.
You'd be surprised to know how wrong you are
Ok it's more temporary, although a few months at a time seems pretty long for me
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Student: “Teacher, will I have any problems on the maths exam?”
Teacher: ”I think the exam is all problems...”
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@RZ923 Sooooooo funny!!
You guys are so clever! 
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Why is algebra so easy for the Romans?
X is always equal to 10.\(x=10\)
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
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What do you call a number that can't stay in one place?
A Roamin' Numeral
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What do you call a Prof Loh
after he went to the beach 
and came back to design a course of circle 
️ geometry?
A tan-gent.
