Math Jokes Part II
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Three mathematicians go hunting together.
They spot a rabbit. The first mathematician overshoots. The second undershoots. The third exclaimed, "We got it!" -
We can gives the jokes in both Part I and Part II to Prof Loh and he can read them out
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The first 50 digits of pi are 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
You were so busy trying to skip reading the above digits you didn't notice that I just slipped an "i" in there.
You were so busy trying to find the "i" you didn't notice that you just got balted.
You were so busy trying to figure out my trick and laughing at it that you didn't notice that I just spelled "baited" wrong.
Get baited -
Another random math joke:
to find a volume of a pizza with radius z and thickness a:
pizz*a
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@energizedpanda Wow cool!
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lol that was from wikipedia right
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@bulba_bulbasaur I don't know, I just heard of it somewhere.
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Random Math joke(this is a classic)
e: "get real!" i: "get rational!" pi: "Shut up!"
Me: "whoa, they're the negative ones."
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There's also a variation something like this
pi: "get real!"
i: "be rational"
e: "join me and we'll be - one" -
@tidyboar Prof. Loh made this joke into a t-shirt for his company, Expii, once!
The name "Expii" originates from Euler's equation, for which this joke was made.
\( e^{\pi i} = -1 \)
And yes, in case you are wondering, 2014 is the year that Expii was founded!
Expii is the parent company of NOVID as well as Daily Challenge. We are all one big happy family. 
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lol yes.
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There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction will understand this joke. -
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Mathematical poetry:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.\(\frac{12+144+20+3 \sqrt{4}}{7}+(5 \times 11) = 9^{2} +0\)
From Wikipedia
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230-220x0.5=?
You won't believe it's 5!revenge of the math nerds!
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Fermat is this guy who discovered something called "Fermat's Last Theorem" (convenient name), but in his book he published that contained this theorem he said:
"It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."
(speechless)
Only 358 years later did someone called Andrew Wiles proof it and it took him 129 pages to do it, far from the "marvellous proof"...
Fermat, do you even have the proof? If not, stop trying to show off and act like you do.
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What is a mathematician's favorite music?
Log-Rhythms.
Ba-dum Tssss
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ironic
