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    • divinedolphinD
      divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★ @debbie
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      @debbie said in Overheard (July 2020):

      (Noticing that Prof. Loh wore a yellow shirt today:)
      "Did you guys realize that the shirt is the banana peel and he is the banana inside?" --- T.
      "....It doesn't smell like bananas..." --- Prof. Loh (when asked if his shirt was made of bananas)
      "Did you guys know that potassium in bananas causes a neurochemical reaction in your brain cells that makes you better at math? The potassium triggers certain neurons in your brain. (jk)" --- M.

      "Oh, you know what? I think I see a way to simplif--- Oh no, I don't." --- Po-Shen Loh" --- I.

      "Is this what you guys do in school? This is apparently what everyone does in school." --- Prof. Loh (In response to the question about not getting caught while using Facebook or Instagram during class.)

      HE WORE A YELLOW SHIRT! ADD SOME BLUE AND ITS THE GREEN SHIRT!

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      • debbieD
        debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5
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        Overheard from the Friday, 7/3/20 live stream

        "You're doing this on purpose..." --- J. (When Prof. Loh tried to pass off \(225\) km as the answer)

        "Bob the snail goes at \(0\) km per hour. Oh, not snails. I know what I want. Bob the sloth. Do you know what sloths do? Sloths are really slow." --- Prof. Loh

        "Bob the banana." --- X.

        "If Prof. Loh is looking over-excited, it is either that he already solved a super hard problems, or that is pulling our leg." --- V.

        "I can travel 0 km in 0 seconds." --- P.

        "Oops I dropped my snail in the toilet and it mutated into a giant snail that goes at a speed of \(24\) mph." --- S.

        ""SHMICK ZAT LICK BUTTON!" --- E. F. 2020" --- T.

        ""Eyebrow lift" --- Po-Shen Loh, 2020" --- K.

        ""You need to un it." --- Po-Shen Loh, 2020" --- I.

        ""Unreciprocal it!" --- Prof. Loh adds a new word to the dictionary." --- V.

        "NEW WORD -- "Unning," invented by Po-Shen Loh." --- J.

        " Nehs-Op htiw gnihtyna htam ksA - The reciprocal of the title." --- T.


        "It's the broken calculator apocalypse." --- Y.
        "Guys, end calculator abuse." --- T.
        "Ya can't argue with a suicidal calculator!" --- K.
        "Y U MURDER DAT CALC" --- K.
        "Things with CPUs matter!" --- T.
        "CLM = Calculator Loathes Me" --- P.
        "#IfYouHaveToBreakACalculatorUseACalculatorAppInstead" --- T.
        "SAVE THE REMAINING CALCULATORS" --- E.
        "Everybody's saying "broken calculator," so I get my name highlighted in red a lot." -- Broken Calculator
        "CDHL Calculators Don't Have Lives" --- E.
        "#ALotOfLivesMatterIncludingCalculatorsToastersAndRefrigerators" --- T.
        "The calculator graveyard is full, no more killing calculators." --- T.
        "Calculators WILL fight." --- Broken Calculator

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        • RZ923R
          RZ923 M0★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5
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          @debbie what about the weekend livestream?

          Very Interesting

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          • debbieD
            debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5 @RZ923
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            @RZ923 I will put Saturday's quotes in tonight. 🙂 Thanks for your patience!

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            • debbieD
              debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5
              last edited by debbie

              Overheard from the Saturday, 7/4/20 live stream

              "Poor "x" -- always lost..." --- P.

              "Light doesn't travel. It's a perturbation of neighboring particles giving the illusion of movement. It's taught wrongly." --- J.

              "Bananas smell really bad in the car." --- D.

              "War is fun until you learn an actual card game." --- E.

              "Black Magic sounds sketchy..." --- Y. (Referring to the company that makes professional video recording equipment and video editing software, some of which Prof. Loh uses) 🌚

              "We sometimes sneak a bit of Calculus at the AMA too..." --- S. (In answer to the question, "When should one start learning calculus?")

              "You like to move it move it?" --- M. (During Prof. Loh's answer to the question, "Do you like to move?")

              "100th anniversary of Prof. Loh's house." --- C.

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              • debbieD
                debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5
                last edited by debbie

                Overheard from the Monday 7/6/20 live stream

                "BTW I just came from a virtual math circle and I'm very tempted to give my homework to Prof. Po but will not do that." --- M.

                "Petition to rename livestream Ask Banana Anything." --- W.
                "ASK BANANAS ANYTHING." --- J.
                "ABA = Ask Banana Anything." --- M.
                "Ask Farmer Po Anything." --- S.

                "This is an i n t e r e s t i n g cream-colored shirt." --- H.

                "I'm loving this." --- V.

                "What?! I didn't know that bananas are clones." --- B.

                "Prof. Loh is the equal of Yoda but in math." --- B.

                "Me feels smart." --- C.

                "If you go to National MATHCOUNTS, you get to come back with a nice TI calculator. They give all the contestants a nice graphing calculator. I guess that's why they do allow calculators on the Target Round. I mean, it would be weird if you go to a competition that doesn't allow calculators and they give you a calculator." --- Prof. Loh

                "Good job, you have won a calculator that you can't ever use in this competition!" --- P.

                On QWERTY calculators:
                "It's literally a phone." --- B.
                "A thicc phone without the coolness." --- K.

                ""Ancient bits of history." --- Prof. Loh regarding TI-92 (from 1996 (which is not so ancient))" --- V.

                ""Cuz it was 1996." --- Prof. Loh, 2020" --- S.

                ""I can still add to 20." --- Prof. Loh, 2020" --- P.

                "Googleplexian plus 1." --- P. (On the biggest number you can write down.)
                "Googolplex factorialed googolplex times is VERY big." --- T.

                "Imagine 9 is laughing at 8 for being smaller and then 8 falls over to turn into infinity." --- A.

                "Get your Lohmobile today for \(\$ 9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9}}}}}}}\)" --- I.

                "Have a cookie! 🍪 " --- H.
                "You should say, "Have a banana!"" --- C. 🍌

                "The absolute value of prof Po is Prof po." --- M.

                "All over 2!!! That's what it says in the quadratic formula song!!" --- M.

                "Fun z time! (z = complex number)." --- V.

                "Po-Shen Loh, 2020 quarantine: "I don't use calculators anymore."" --- L.

                "It work under 2 if you bend space time!" --- A.

                "Hopefully that person doesn't get annoyed... You know, there are people out there who just like to press the knight's tour phone number..." --- Prof. Loh, referring to the solution of the Knight's Tour question as a valid phone number

                "Plot twist: That's my phone number." --- A.

                "There is 1 minute left. What happens if I propose a JMO problem for Po-Shen Loh to do?" --- M.

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                • divinedolphinD
                  divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★ @debbie
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                  @debbie said in Overheard (July 2020):

                  Overheard from the Monday 7/6/20 live stream

                  "BTW I just came from a virtual math circle and I'm very tempted to give my homework to Prof. Po but will not do that." --- M.
                  "ASK BANANAS ANYTHING." --- J.
                  "If you go to National MATHCOUNTS, you get to come back with a nice TI calculator. They give all the contestants a nice graphing calculator. I guess that's why they do allow calculators on the Target Round. I mean, it would be weird if you go to a competition that doesn't allow calculators and they give you a calculator." --- Prof. Loh
                  "Good job, you have won a calculator that you can't ever use in this competition!" --- P.
                  "Googleplexian plus 1." --- P. (On the biggest number you can write down.)
                  "Googolplex factorialed googolplex times is VERY big." --- T.
                  "Imagine 9 is laughing at 8 for being smaller and then 8 falls over to turn into infinity." --- A.

                  "Get your Lohmobile today for \(\$ 9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9^{9}}}}}}}\)" --- I.
                  "Po-Shen Loh, 2020 quarantine: "I don't use calculators anymore."" --- L.
                  "There is 1 minute left. What happens if I propose a JMO problem for Po-Shen Loh to do?" --- M.

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                  • divinedolphinD
                    divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★
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                    ​Problem from E. W. "There is a number composed of 94 nines. There is also a number with 94 sevens. When you multiply these two numbers, what is the digit sum?"

                    "Wow! Who wants to do this by just multiplying? Let's go and multiply, let's write a BIG thing and multiply, anyone want to join me?" -Prof. Loh (with lots of excited arm gestures)

                    haha

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                    • divinedolphinD
                      divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★
                      last edited by divinedolphin

                      Prof. Loh: \(\infty+\infty=\infty\), and if you subtract infinity from both sides, \(\infty=0\). "Don't try this at home"

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                      • The Blade DancerT
                        The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
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                        We should make a math server on Discord. And then I can invite everyone to my server. oooh I can smell the profits coming in

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                        • SmartStrawberryS
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                          • Potato2017P
                            Potato2017 M5★
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                            • The Blade DancerT
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                              • Potato2017P
                                Potato2017 M5★ @The Blade Dancer
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                                • The Blade DancerT
                                  The Blade Dancer M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4 M5
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                                  Ok if you guys give the go ahead I'm starting in a few days

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                                  • divinedolphinD
                                    divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★
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                                    I don't use discord.

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                                    • debbieD
                                      debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5
                                      last edited by debbie

                                      Overheard from the Wednesday 7/8/20 live stream

                                      "Hello! Bananas, broken calculators, mobius bread and questions regarding the color of t-shirts await you in this live stream!" --- X.

                                      "Keyboards DO NOT taste good." --- T.

                                      "Late by 24 hours and 10 seconds." --- S. (After not knowing that the live stream schedule changed)

                                      "Remember when he had live streams every day..." --- P.

                                      "There was a time in my life when I also was afraid that I would get sucked up by a vacuum cleaner..." --- Prof. Loh, musing about vacuum cleaners

                                      "Humans are too fat to get sucked in." --- B. (musing about Prof. Loh musing about getting sucked up by a vacuum)

                                      "A vacuum cleaner cleans vacuums." --- C.

                                      "Lightning bolt = 21 gigawatts." --- L.

                                      "The final reason why kids should do chores is that it gives them other things to do than play video games and watch TV." --- P.

                                      "Lasers can trick cats in vacuum cleaners." --- A. (The vacuum cleaner discussion gets serious.)

                                      "Vacuum cleaners scare cats, and cats scare some humans, so therefore vacuum cleaners scare humans." --- T.

                                      "Welcome to Ask Physics Anything! I'm your host, Po-Shen Loh, and I only know math, so now let's see if I can answer a physics question." --- Prof. Loh

                                      "And then you have to yell at the cat to go away... actually, you don't have to do that, because the vacuum makes the cat go away." --- Prof. Loh 🐱

                                      "I once heard that if you put your lightbulb in your mouth, you'll never pull it out again." --- M.

                                      "Human vs. vacuum." --- Prof. Loh, doing a serious calculation

                                      ""Big motion of machines." --- Prof. Loh, 2020" --- T.

                                      "AMA = Ask MOP Anything." --- K.

                                      "SFFT = Simon's Fattest Fat Chicken." --- W. (Regarding Simon's Favorite Factoring Trick)
                                      "SFFT = Simon's Favorite Fat Turkey." --- W.

                                      "Does anyone know if dogs can eat onions? ik it's random but it's important." --- D.

                                      "We need PFFT = Po's Favorite Factoring Trick." --- M.

                                      "Did you guys know that giraffes have really long tongues and sometimes use their tongues to clean their ears!" --- M. 👅

                                      ""So it's like bigly negative! Bigly. Bigly is a word now." --- Po-Shen Loh, 2020" --- M.
                                      "It's better than 'hugely.'" --- E.

                                      ""No, it's too pretty." --- Prof. Loh, 2020" --- W.

                                      "In the same way, you can get better at non-math if you have a math background." --- Prof. Loh (In response to the question, "How to improve in math from being a non-math background?")

                                      "Um.... sorry, I was eating a banana. What was this?" --- I.

                                      ""What kind of nonsense question is this?!?" --- Po-Shen Loh, 2020" --- F.

                                      "Proof that Po-Shen Loh is a minion: He likes bananas (and so do minions), he wears yellow (and so guess what else is yellow? That's right! Minions!), and he wears glasses (one step away from goggles)." --- A.

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                                      • divinedolphinD
                                        divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★
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                                        I would quote you on some of these, but these are all really really funny🤣

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                                        • divinedolphinD
                                          divinedolphin M0★ M1★ M2★ M3★ M4★ M5★ M6★
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                                          Prof. Loh did an AMC 8 2015 Problem 25 in the live stream today (he did this sometime in May too).
                                          "Prof has bad memory" ---M.

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                                          • debbieD
                                            debbie ADMIN M0★ M1 M5
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                                            Overheard from the Friday 7/10/20 live stream

                                            "I am eating a banana right now." --- S.

                                            "Po has the FOV (field of vision) of a bird." --- P.

                                            "Imagine if a random person clicks on this video and is shocked at what we are doing!" --- A.

                                            "Our eyes are longer than they are tall." --- V. (On why a computer screen has aspect ratio 16:9)

                                            "Why don't we all turn into owls?" --- F. (On how owls have a wide field of vision)

                                            "LUMP + BROKEN CALCULATOR + BANANA = GREEN SHIRT." --- V.

                                            "The world would litterly explode." --- S.

                                            "BLAH is the new lump." --- T.

                                            "What is BLAH \( \times 5?\) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! BLAH is a legit number.... This thing.... has BLAH BLAH in it.... \(0 \times \) BLAH! It's gone!" --- Prof. Loh, 2020" --- V.

                                            20200710-live-blah.png

                                            "BLAH times negative one is HALB." --- Prof. Loh

                                            "Here's a question that I don't know how to do, that looks cute." --- Prof. Loh

                                            "American yellow cheese: A key ingredient in the McDonald's hamburger... no, McDonald's cheeseburger." --- Prof. Loh, after looking at the picture of a rotated square shaded yellow, fit into the square with corners cut out.

                                            20200710-live-american-cheese.png

                                            🧀
                                            "There something called cheddar, and then there's something called American cheese." --- Prof. Loh
                                            "AMERICAN YELLOW CHEESE! TURN IT INTO A SHIRT, ADD HIS REGULAR SHIRT, and IT'S A GREEN SHIRT!" --- V.
                                            "No, it's actually a mash of of mustard and bread!" --- A.
                                            "AMERICAN CHEESE IS NOT CHEESE." --- E.
                                            "The benevolent American cheese." --- J.
                                            "McDonald's cheese." --- T.
                                            "That lumpy square looks like a square pillow. "American yellow cheese," --- Prof. Loh replies." --- V.
                                            "This is.... AMC cheese?" --- T.
                                            "Burger King Ph.D." --- L.
                                            "Never heard of American cheese, I'm Singaporean." --- S. 🤷
                                            "YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF CHEESE." --- E.

                                            🐟
                                            "My fish died today." --- S.

                                            ""Some ridiculously skinny rectangle." --- Prof. Loh" --- V.
                                            "Skinny Recti" --- I.
                                            "Squiggly Straight Lines = LUMP" --- V.

                                            "The Prof. Loh brain is so cool, it's prob bigger than the Empire State Building." --- K.

                                            "(_) bag of Doritos don't make me spill them." ---- S.

                                            "If you do run over rise by accident you will still get the right answer." --- Prof. Loh, describing a slope problem, where \( \text{slope } = \frac{\text{rise}}{\text{run}}.\)
                                            "The return of the epols." --- T.

                                            "This, by the way, is a very depressing problem.... A fly is just going to go back and forth until......... I mean, we all think about the cars, but what about the fly?" --- Prof. Loh
                                            "The fly crashes in the car and gets swatted at a red light by the driver." --- V.
                                            "Maybe the fly is used as a cushion to prevent the cars from crashing." --- S.
                                            "According to physics, the fly won't get hurt." --- B.
                                            "People ask what is the fly, not how is the fly." --- D.

                                            "My important discovery states that we are living in a simulation or also known as a virtual world beyond our conscience." --- P.

                                            "I don't know, I never pay attention to this, except I sort of do." --- Prof. Loh

                                            "You get 37.5 points for doing nothing!" --- Prof. Loh (on the AMC 10 grading system which gives 1.5 points for a blank answer)
                                            "Wow!! This is a nice test." --- W.

                                            "We have a nuthouse here, I guess." --- T.

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