Overheard (June 2020)
Overheard Tue 6/2/20
"Can you provide lectures on Youtube, put ads on them to earn giving benefits to all of us?" --- T.
"2020, what a year. Near world war, Australia nearly on fire, coronavirus pandemic, and protestors. What next?" --- T.
Overheard Wed 6/3/20
"Your shirt is very bright, just like you." --- W.
"Did you know that a dog can eat a burrito in one second?" --- T.
"When r we doing a studio tour?" --- L.
"As a musician, I totally get this because we usually talk about the thirds, sixths, and octaves." --- A.
"Car horns should be legally required to be in the notes C, E, and G, so that traffic jams sound like symphonies." --- G.
"Isn't it cool how the pH scale is a negative logarithmic scale?" --- V.
Overheard Thu 6/4/20
"Hi everyone! I'm back after 2 months of prep for finals!" --- W.
"I come here mostly because I'm bored and have nothing to do..." --- W.
"Please draw a Mobius Strip Donut!" --- V.
"Do u have crazy teachers or good teachers who make sense or do u have teachers that explain too much that it feels extremely boring, or do u have the humorous teacher?" --- L.
"Banana shirt is going to be the next Po-Shen Loh live stream reference." --- A.
"Proves the Pythagorean Theorem with the distance formula." --- A.
Overheard from the 6/5/20 Ask Math Anything:
"hello professor Loh, I have a math competion on Monday, can I have your blessing?" --- P
"Life will be death when you are writing giant expressions" --- T
"Obviously chicken nuggets come in baskets, right?" - Po Shen Loh 2020 LOLOLOL
"Is that a proton? No that is a plus sign in a circle!" - Po Shen Loh 2020 LOLOL
"Why did the mathematical tree fall down? Because it had no real roots!"
"wack-a-mole problems, you fix the video then the audio breaks"
"The internet has 5 ones of reliabilitiy" --- R
"BE A KING THINK NOT"-EMINEM "COINCIDENCE THINK NOT"-PO SHEN LOH
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The best quotes of Po-Shen Loh, 2020 edition
@CoherentMango Yes! They are all funny quotes from today's live stream
@debbie Some of these quotes are by the viewers. I didn't put their names because of privacy
Add "Zoop" Po-Shen Loh 2020
We can make that a meme like the Neil DeGrasse Tyson plane sound meme if you search it up
"5-0=0" a victim of false mathematics
@debbie hahahaha I would totally be the person asking Professor Loh for his blessing
@cleverunicorn Same here, It would be a guaranteed perfect score!
@CoherentMango lol so true
Overheard From the 6/6/20 Live Stream (Emory Math Circle)
"Will we just hope Prof. Loh is correct?"
"he's always correct though lol" --- S.
"He has too much IQ we need to nerf him lmao" --- L.
"I love cold weather, I love to shut myself in the refrigerator." --- L.
"I honestly can't function properly when people say they don't like avocados." --- J.
"Some times you can be funny and Sirius." --- J.
Overheard Mon 6/8/20
"I poked myself with the compass today. It reeeeeaaaaaallllllllly hurts." --- M.
"Professor you are proceeding randomly to obtain what one desires." --- U.
"That's vandalism to draw on Earth." ---- C.
"NOVID is making audible noises; is this supposed to happen?" --- S.
"Maybe you are an owl, and you hear things." --- P.
"Roman numerals, more like ramen noodles." --- S.
"Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep? It was pasta time!" --- J.
"I'm actually stupid --- how to help me?" --- A.
"These people are not afraid to actively find the solution to their problems." --- A.
"Ok we need more people on this live stream for my "genius" plan to work." --- A.
"My favorite part of the live stream: BASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." --- R.
"The mistake is 'There are mistakes.' " --- P.
"Ok matrices is definitely not appropriate here." --- P.
Overheard Tue 6/9/20
"Let's share this to our friends and family so we can get more viewers and this can last all summer." --- A.
"Po-Shen Loh, you've inspired me to create a Youtube channel." --- L.
"What happens if you can't draw a circle?" --- W.
"Buy ur Lohmobile today at 1000000000000 yen." --- C.
"CONNECT THE LUMPS." --- H.
"Buy your walkie-talkie now! Our special design melts!" --- T.
"'This is a disaster'.... then 'This is neat.' " --- V.
"When in doubt drink yr water and eat yr banana." --- S.
"Po-Shen Loh, we are the kind of people that look at IMO problems for fun." --- S.
" 'How hard could this be?' --- The best foreshadowing ever." --- S.
"NOVID20 makes face masks, and NOVID makes enormous steel tanks for holding liquids." --- Prof. Loh
"A: Is mathematics real?" Prof. Loh: "It's complex."
" Po-Shen Loh: Can beat IMO. Also Po-Shen Loh: Can't multiply numbers." --- D.
that moment when you realize YouTube viewers have more creativity than comedians:
Overhead Wed 6/10/20
"I'm bad at math cause I disliked." --- C.
"'It is not because it is hard, but because it is hard.' --- Po-Shen Loh " --- R.
""Okay, we need to do the work, fine!" --- Po-Shen Loh. " --- E.
"I don't think that diagram is a pentagram..." --- R.
""Hmm: Complains about it being too much work, Also: Hmm: Complains about it being too little work." " --- E.
"Imagine having a math project and getting partners with Po-Shen Loh." --- T.
"That's a really big mug." --- G.
"He keeps doing things the wacky way." --- N.
"Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots." --- A.
"I drew a picture of you on Saturday, did you receive it?" --- A.
"Can I get a free spot in your CMU class?" --- C.
"PLZ NO HARD QUESTIONS" --- S.
"At at time when I couldn't get other people to do what I wanted to do, I could at least get a computer to do what I wanted to do (about programming as a kid)" --- Prof. Loh
"Why are calculators always broken?" --- K.
"Poach-enlo" --- B.
"Professor had an epiphany of sorts when he smooshed 6 and 5." --- U.
"Next time my dad goes out for groceries, I'm going to ask him to get bananas." --- I.
"BANANAS CAN BE BAD FOR U IF U EAT TOO MUCH OF IT" --- M.
Overheard Thu 6/11/20
"Exponential kid runs faster than the quadratic kid after some time." --- U.
"By mathematical lumpduction it's true.... " --- A.
"@Corona Virus You realize Po-Shen Loh made an app called NOVID that literally tries to destroy your life span lol" --- A.
"Why is everything that Po-Shen Loh explains dangerous to do at home?" --- A.
"@v4913 Are you a robot? That name sounds like a robot." --- S.
"I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?" --- E.
"Mathletic Athlete has an athletic trick..." --- Prof. Loh
"Does anyone happen to know what is the relative speed between cats and rabbits?" --- Prof. Loh
"If you go find something, you find it at the last place you search." --- D.
"People try to ban people who yell. Are people going to ban me? I yell." --- Prof. Loh
"If we ban yelling, it would be Ask Math Anything with Po-Shen Loh without Po-Shen Loh.... hmm.... " --- S.
"Before you leave have a banana or a banana vaccine yep" --- S.
v4913 is in this server? whoa